thinkinglikegod:

confirmance:

alphabitches:

humorous:

officialunitedstates:

“What does the chef recommend?”

“Sir, this is a mcdonalds”

(via tightvaginas)

8hy:

i wanna be a girl who walks into first period with a smile on her face and a spring in her step and a really cute ponytail swinging behind her. like i want to have a neat color coded binder with postit notes sticking out of it, a matching water bottle, organic rose tinted lip balm and my homework stapled and highlighted every day

(Source: rohie, via eastsideluigis)